invisible-giraffe: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
That awkward gross sobbing that comes with finishing writing my fan fic.
unfollower: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about the time when a guy tried to...
tennanttardisgirl: forgetfuldonna: imagine if after donna died after her funeral when everybody was getting ready to leave a mysterious tall man with a funky bow-tie walked up to her grave and placed a bouquet of forget-me-nots and that was the most anybody ever saw of him
I’m so close to the end of this story. Dean’s listening to his Dad’s message before he goes to get Sam. This is far more emotional that I thought it would be. this story was just supposed to be a cute little thing about Dean wanting a fireman’s helmet for his 5th birthday.
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
10-roses: sursonica: inflammatorystatements: Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated. Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were...
nagittokomaeda: i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
teenagedaddy: its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
antisociallysplendid: soulforsam: we were all so upset about samandriel dying that I think we forgot alfie was just some kid who worked at a fast food restaurant who went missing and will never been seen again by his family who have no idea what happened to him OH.MY.GOD
sxizzor: rhazade-waterbender: badmoonraisin: I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good but I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics. all i ever wanted out of life tbh
writingrants: That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
bondoge: i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
capitole: i can’t even imagin e what my life would be like with out harry potter bec ause i grew up with him okay and he is my childhood and i get way too many feels from this book series like wow jkr how do u m ...
nopartylikeagatsbyparty: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT SHIP THOUGH OTP: EVERYONE HATES US.
Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
Doctor: *is found by children using Google*