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"We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart of Jesus.”
“Someone should tell Jesus,” I said. “I mean, it’s gotta be dangerous, storing children with cancer in your heart."
—The Fault In Our Stars (via getmeoffthecloud)

mostly10:

WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID THAT NOT HAPPEN!?

(Source: riddlemetom)

keeperofthebooks asked: Heyo!! Just wanted to drop you a quick line to say that I love you and I miss you. ^_^ <3

Love and miss you too my friend!

puttingmannersonafeminist: Albus Dumbledore.

puttingmannersonafeminist:

Albus Dumbledore.

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Quirrell was on the back of my head. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that wanted to go rollerblading and see that movie. And third? That I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
—Voldemort (via ohmygodsomeweirdo)
icanhassilvia: These are the most incredible things ever. #want

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icanhassilvia:

These are the most incredible things ever. #want

"

Hank, you are a nerdfighter, and I am a nerdfighter, and nerdfighters, you are nerdfighters, but not everyone watching this video is a nerdfighter. You know how I know, Hank? Because sometimes we get YouTube messages like this one which I swear I am not making up. I’m not gonna tell you his username. I assume it’s a him so that you don’t spam him. “Hello hi friend plz upload hot videos like kises and other. also plz upload hot videos about animals. ok?”


Mmm. ‘Okay’ isn’t the first adjective that comes to mind. Hank, the funniest thing about this message is not that its sender wants us to upload hot videos like kisses and other. The funniest thing to me is that this YouTube user appears to be under the impression that there are currently an inadequate number of videos on YouTube featuring kisses and other. And he thinks the only way to rectify this problem is to reach out to the vlogbrothers.

"
—John Green (via runalovegood)

(Source: prustens)

justnerdgirlproblems: suggested by the-jewitch

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