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tumblr:  omg look at this sex god
me:  he has the appeal of a wet potato chip

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

Every Tumblr user ever

Me when I joined Tumblr:  How do I start using this thing
Me now:  How do I stop using this thing

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"