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pinesollux:

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

impastabowl:

The ghost of James Potter reveals himself to his friend, Sirius Black.

"I’ve just been murdered," he tells Sirius. 

Sirius gasps in horror, “You’re joking.”

James looks him in the eye and replies, “I’m dead, Sirius.”